alexsteeles:

"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.

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patricksfedoras:

my favorite thing is how they don’t censor boobs in orange is the new black. u see a boob? it’s just a boob. boobs everywhere boobs for everybody

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underdressedandstressed:

I just wish more people understood this…

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sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

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buckbarrow:

other fandoms may come and go but Harry Potter will always be there in the shadows. watching. lurking. never letting you forget its perpetual hold on your existence.

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trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

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sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

(via astronaute)

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pantere:

do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes

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rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

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throwingitallup:

fightthewhispers:

Sorry about my belly pooch, that’s just where I like to keep my organs.

Always worth reblogging

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cc-mit:

highlyhiddlestoned:

shesthegirlwiththebook:

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

THE RESEMBLANCE.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

cc-mit:

highlyhiddlestoned:

shesthegirlwiththebook:

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

THE RESEMBLANCE.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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